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Now here’s a random collection of words that, somehow, makes sense: porn star Stormy Daniels, who reportedly had an affair with President Donald Trump, tweeted “f*ck you” to Star Wars: The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson.
Like I said, nothing out of the ordinary there.
In December 2017, before revealing to the world that she and Trump had “textbook generic” sex and that “he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine,” Daniels shared her four-word review of The Last Jedi on Twitter: “F*ck you Rian Johnson.” (She later called it the “worst movie ever,” meaning Daniels hasn’t seen Ghosts Can’t Do It.) Fair enough! Johnson only saw the tweet this week — I’m as surprised as you are that he doesn’t follow the star of Everybody Loves Big Boobies — and responded with the starry-eyed emoji.
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) January 26, 2018
Mark Hamill, who originally disagreed with Johnson’s treatment of Luke Skywalker but later apologized for his comments, also got involved with the weirdest feud since Qui-Gon bet Obi-Wan he could rip Jar Jar’s tongue off first.
Another satisfied customer.
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— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) January 26, 2018
Sometimes I want to move to a galaxy far, far away. Other times, Luke Skywalker jokes about an adult video star, who was reportedly paid $130,000 to not say anything about her alleged encounter with our Celebrity Apprentice host-turned-president, not liking a Star Wars movie, and everything makes sense again. Especially when someone named “Dick Chibbles” is involved.
(Via Twitter)
nobody knows I'm unemployed because I've got so much money
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