Monday, 1 January 2018

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Happy New Year and welcome to 2018! As we move into the new year, let’s take a look at the last week at the box office to see who came out ahead and who came up short over the holidays.

The big winner, not just of the holiday season but of the year, is Star Wars: The Last Jedi, which earned $52 million over the three-day weekend, which was enough to lift it past Beauty and the Beast to take the top spot at the box office for all of 2017 with $533 million (and counting). Double that with international box office, and despite some divisiveness, the film will close out 2017 with more than $1 billion worldwide. Congratulations to Lucasfilm and Rian Johnson, who now hold the 24th highest grossing film of all time and it still has a lot of life left in it.

That said, for the four-day New Year’s weekend, The Last Jedi had some major competition in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. It looks as though The Last Jedi will pull out a victory for the four-day weekend, but just barely: $69 million to $67 million. Regardless, Jumanji put up a huge weekend on top of a huge holiday week and finishes out the year with around $185 million at the box office on only a $90 million production budget. It’s also performing just as well internationally, so it looks like the kind of performance that could easily lead to another sequel if Sony decides to go in that direction.

Meanwhile, for the four-day weekend, Pitch Perfect 3 looks like it will close out the franchise modestly. On a $45 million production budget, the film managed $22 million over the four-day weekend and after a week of decent sales, it’s going to end the year with a little less than $70 million, which is more than the original made over its entire run ($65 million). However, the third film will fall well short of the first sequel, Pitch Perfect 2, which earned $184 million at the box office in 2015.

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The movie that has seen the greatest improvement over the course of the week has been Hugh Jackman’s crowd pleaser, The Greatest Showman. The $14 million opening weekend didn’t impress, but the musical managed to improve on that this weekend with a four-day $20 million haul. It has now crossed the $50 million mark domestically, and worldwide it’s surpassed its $84 million budget. With international grosses, the film has a chance to ultimately eke out a profit, which is great news for Hugh Jackman passion project. Though critics have been dismissive of the film (in large part because of the way it papers over P.T. Barnum’s real-life past), word of mouth has given the movie strong legs.

Another film that actually improved week-to-week is Ferdinand, which leaped back over Coco after falling behind the Pixar feature last weekend. Ferdinand will finish the four-day weekend with $15 million and around $57 million overall. The animated film, which cost $111 million to make, is going to need a lot of help from international audiences to break even. In that regard, it’s doing modestly, racking up $70 million, so far, to bring its worldwide total to $125 million. Meanwhile, Coco continued to perform well over the holidays, adding nearly $9 million over the four-day weekend to bring its domestic total to $181 million. It has nearly doubled that number internationally, however, so the Pixar flick has earned a whopping $550 million worldwide. It deserves every penny.

Meanwhile, in at number seven for the four day weekend is the Winston Churchill biopic, The Darkest Hour, which earned $7 million over the four-day frame despite being in less than 1,000 theaters. It’s earned $20 million, so far, which puts the film — or at least its star, Gary Oldman — in fairly good position to compete during awards season (Oldman already has a Golden Globe nomination). Despite being in 1600 more theaters, Matt Damon’s Downsizing didn’t make much noise over the holiday week. It earned $6 million over the four-day weekend and only $18 million since its wide release on Christmas weekend. The film, which cost $70 million to make, is going to be another disappointment for Damon, who also struck out with Suburbicon and The Great Wall in 2017.

Elsewhere, All The Money in the World, which had a mid-week release, isn’t impressing at the box office. It’s gotten a lot of press for reshooting Kevin Spacey’s scenes with Christopher Plummer, but that hasn’t translated into box-office dollars. It earned around $7 million for the four-day weekend and about $14 million since its limited release. It still has a long way to go if it expects to match or exceed its $40 million price tag.

In at 10th place for the weekend is Guillermo del Toro’s Shape of Water, which earned a very respectable $4.8 million over four days despite screening in 756 theaters. It’s now earned $17 million and it still has some expanding to do nationwide and awards buzz should keep it relevant through much of January.

Finally, it’s worth mentioning that Owen Wilson and Ed Helms’ Father Figures finished at number 11 with $4.8 million over the holiday frame. It’s not doing well, but the crowded holiday week at least allowed it to approach $15 million since its release on December 22nd. That’s not great for a $25 million film, but had it been released any other time during the year, it probably would have completely disappeared after a unimpressive opening weekend.

We will also note that Aaron Sorkin’s directorial debut, Molly’s Game opened in 273 theaters as it is prepping for an awards run. It’s looking at a decent $6 million since its release, which is more than the $2.4 million that Pawn Sacrifice made in its entire run. That’s the last film that Tobey Maguire — a subject of Molly’s Game, as played by Michael Cera — appeared in. I have no idea what happened to Maguire’s career post-Spider-Man, but he’s only made four films in the last decade and only one, The Great Gatsby, was a hit.

Next weekend sees only one new release. Insidious: The Last Key will take the slot on the first weekend of January that is often reserved for low-budget horror films (Underworld: Blood Wars took that spot in 2017, The Forest in 2016, and The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death in 2015). If the past three years are any indication, Insidious will open in the $10-$15 million range.

Sources: Box Office Mojo, Deadline

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Before I get into how I found myself voluntarily hooked up to an IV drip with an oxygen tube up my nose around 11 a.m. on a random Thursday in July, I should probably offer a little context. My husband and I were three days into a five day, four night trip to New Orleans when everything started to go downhill. It was Tuesday morning and the previous day’s activities were spent shopping, eating, and drinking our way down Magazine Street. In the evening, we headed to Marigny to do some more eating and drinking — as one does in New Orleans!

So despite the previous evening’s festivities — which included a spontaneous tattoo on Frenchman Street — I awoke with a reasonably manageable, far-from-crippling hangover. Nothing a little hair of the dog couldn’t cure, right? This was not our first trip to the city and sure as hell wasn’t my first rodeo. But as I soon learned the hard way, and as I had been warned but foolishly ignored, July in Louisiana is no joke.

We started off at Cafe Adelaide for shrimp and tasso corndogs and the restaurant’s famous 25 cent lunch martinis. Feeling more like myself, we took the streetcar up to the French Quarter to walk around. Before long, it was getting pretty hot so we ducked into a nice cocktail bar to cool off and have a drink. From there it was down to the French 75 bar, then to the Napoleon house for Pimm’s cups and gumbo, to the Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop for a Hurricane and purple drank, then back to Frenchman Street to see some music (and have more drinks) and so on and so forth — basically going back and forth between walking around in the oppressive heat and drinking alcohol.

A smart and winning combination!

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Apropos of nothing, here is a margarita with a bottle of champagne in it — the New Orleans city emblem.


Suffice to say, Wednesday morning I had a decidedly less manageable hangover, but soldiered on anyway. The plan was to get some food at Elizabeth’s in Bywater (an absolute must for their praline bacon), but after more walking around and shopping, by the time we got there, they’d just closed for lunch. Which was probably a good thing, because at that point, I was starting to feel… unwell. Really, really unwell. We made our way to a nearby barbecue joint (literally called “The Joint”) but at that point the mere smell of food made me queasy. My husband got takeout and we took an Uber back to our Airbnb, where I proceeded to ride out the rest of the day, resting in air conditioning and feeling too nauseated to eat or drink much of anything.

Which brings us back to Thursday. I woke up that morning after having slept 12 full hours. By all rational logic of hangovers, I should have felt great. I did not feel great. I felt far from great. And even worse, we had to check out of our apartment at noon and had five whole hours to kill before heading to the airport. At that point, Uproxx editor-in-chief and Louisiana native, Brett Michael Dykes, just happened to call and I explained my predicament.

“There’s a hangover recovery place right down the street from you called the Remedy Room,” he told me. “Dead serious. It’s like two blocks away. I’ve had friends who have done it who swear it’s amazing!”

I hit Google and found that, indeed, this allegedly magical hangover-curing place was in fact just two blocks away, and could supposedly have you in and out within an hour, feeling good as new. “Welp,” I thought, “at the very least it will be somewhere cool to sit for an hour instead of more walking around in this Satan’s taint level of heat.”

One of the friendly nurses at the Remedy Room

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On the Remedy Room’s website I learned that there were two hydration therapies for someone in my predicament: The “Recover” package for $149 and “The Works” for $199. Probably being that it was off tourist season, they were able to take care of me without an appointment. After filling out my information on an iPad, I had a brief consultation with Dr. Sunny Trambadia. He recommended that I go with “The Works” — with IV fluids, Vitamin B12, the antioxidant glutathione, and oxygen — due to my “severe dehydration symptoms.” All there was left to do was sit back, relax, and wait for my hangover to go away.

The friendly nurses situated me on a comfortable lounge chair and quickly and painlessly administered an IV hooked up to a liter of fluids and a B12 shot. I started to feel slightly better almost immediately. Within a half hour my appetite started to come back — which makes sense, considering I hadn’t eaten in close to 48 hours.

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When asked about the growing popularity of clinics such as these, Dr. Trambadia told me, “They’re popping up all over the country now. People don’t just want to take over-the-counter medication to feel better.” And I can see why. Within an hour I went from a fatigued, queasy mess to practically feeling like a champion. Before leaving, I was advised to take it easy and not go out and like, “eat a whole burger or anything” right after my recovery. Like many out of town visitors to the Remedy Room I promptly ignored that advice and went around the corner and got myself a muffuletta.

But was it worth it? Two hundred dollars is certainly nothing to sniff at, plus the added $50 consultation they tack on for first time visitors. It all depends on your priorities, I suppose. Sure, I could have gone straight to the airport and sipped water for five hours and tried not to die on the return flight home… but when you’re paying money to be on vacation in the first place, do you really want to spend it feeling like a wreck?

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Sunday, 31 December 2017

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While CNN’s viewers waited for Don Lemon to get rip-roaringly drunk, and those watching ABC made anti-vaccination remarks about Jenny McCarthy, Steve Harvey raised his own fuss on Fox. In the above clip, Harvey stirred up a slight controversy on Twitter by declaring, “Three little black dudes singing the song better than any of the white people I know.” However, the genuine ruckus went down due to his amazingly warm outfit, but first, let’s get the most obvious joke out of the way. Folks wondered if Harvey would pull a Miss Universe repeat and announce the wrong year. It’s a valid question.

Now onto Harvey’s temperature-appropriate outfit. As many on-air personalities noted, Times Square hovered around 10 degrees Fahrenheit for most of the evening. So, Harvey prepared himself for an even more wicked windchill in an all-white ensemble that inspired a wealth of jokes. A sloshed Internet had great fun with this, even if someone got carried away with the Photoshop.

Happy New Year to all! Let’s hope 2018 is a little less crazy than 2017, but with any luck, Steve Harvey may bring the world even more pimpin’ outfits in 2018.

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